Oh How Mysterious The Ythy Is.
Oh How Wise and Colourful
Oh How Blue is his Robe
And how Bobbly his Tentalocks
Say MOO!
Now you moo too.
For furries: to ask the species of Ythrykythyr is to ask the colour of something invisible, or to ask a bachelor whether he's stopped beating his wife yet.
Ythrykythyr can thus be seen as a sort of koan for those of you who know what a koan is.
Such is the Ythrykythyr nature.
He is also fluffeh.
Oh How Mysterious The Ythy Is.
Oh How Wise and Colourful
Oh How Blue is his Robe
And how Bobbly his Tentalocks
SPEEG IS THE MUSTARD OF YOUR ANTELOPE REINS. SMICKET IS THE HARBINGER OF BLUE CHATTER MUNG BEANS. SNOG'D IS THE GHIBBA GABBA GUILLOTINE OF MINCH. CONK GOES THE SMICKET DALLY DOO.
(Repeat eight times while hopping from one leg to either of the other two and back again. There's a good malchick.)
Hello! I've had so much coffee. Actually, only the one coffee. Still. Goooood coffee. Zah!
OH FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN?
The question you should be asking is
w?hat cou?ld i d?o to my own bra?in?
And why are you not doing it this very minute, you practitioner of bucket-shaped cruelty to your cerebro-loinal parts?
This text is now invisible.
If you understand that, you understand everything. Googah!
cou?ld w?hat to my i bra?in? d?o? own
I'll have what he's having!
br?ai?n? ?o?wn m?y
(t??o) ?wh?at co?u?ld d?o ?i?
You've already had more than your share, sir!
BUDDHA FUCKING PICKLED
WE'VE ENTERED COMIC SANS TERRITORY
LET US SING OUR WAY PAST THIS HELL
Tra la la la lee, la la loo
bird goes tweet but cow cow goes moo
Say MOO!
Now you moo too.
For furies: to bask in the special of Ythrykythyr is to bask in the colon of something invertible, or to bask in a bacchanale whither this stamping and beating comes whitely.
Ythrykythyr can thus be seen as a sort of cone for those of you who know what a cone is.
Such is the Ythrykythyr nurture.
He is also colourful.
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We're not going around in circles.
Careful observation will show we are in fact travelling in a spiral.
Let's take a moment to meditate on this.
Sit down calmly.
Then assume the position.
ca?n y?ou s?ee th?e butt?erfl?y?
yo!u c!an se!e it if yo!u tr!y
It's a pretty butterfly yet familiar to me.
Do i look like a fucking sponge to you, sir?
No sponge on any shelf you'll see!
Smudge across your brow your own unpleasantness for all to see,
And leave me to my own delights and dreamings.
Someone turn on the damn lights! I can't think straight!
qu!iet!en do!wn yo!u sp!ina!c!h i!n a ti!n
aft?er al?l a?nd s?o ?fu?ck?in?g wh?at? a?nyw?ay
And quite right indeedy.
Indeedy?
Indeedydoo.
Say moo!
Now you moo too.